50 Shades of Sburb

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needsmoreyellow:

i like to use youtube to find recipe ideas for desserts and apparently there’s a new trend of

cutting watermelon into like a rectangle or cylinder or whatever and icing it like a cake because it’s supposed to be a ~summer treat that’s a surprise~

do u have any idea how mad i would be if i went to a party and saw cake and cut into it and it was a watermelon with icing

i would leave

FUCK.

who wants to make out?

JUST. FUCK.

pacdabutt said: HOLY SHIT YOURE HOT

htetalia:

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bostonjaeger:

pairings where they “hate” each other but would be devastated if anything happened to one another aRE MY FUCKING WEAKNESS 

theonion:

Lifeguard Would Save Drowning Man, But Who Is He To Play God? {

theonion:

Lifeguard Would Save Drowning Man, But Who Is He To Play God?

plushestrumpest:

Before bed selfie showing off my new streak color. I’m going to try and grab some high pigment neon green from Sally’s soon, but teal is nice too {

plushestrumpest:

Before bed selfie showing off my new streak color. I’m going to try and grab some high pigment neon green from Sally’s soon, but teal is nice too

ectobling:

ectobling:

ectobling:

ectobling:

*KICKS DOWN YOUR DOOR* hEY CAN I COLOR YOUR SKETCHES BUDDY

*KNOCKS ON YOUR WINDOW HOLDING COLORED PENCILS IN ONE HAND* HeeeyyyY BUD CAN I COLOR YOUR SKETCHES

*SLIDES SOME MARKERS DOWN YOUR CHIMNEY* HeeeeeeYYYYYYY!!!! CAN II.. COLOR THAT SKETHC

*CRAWLS OUT FROM UNDER YOUR BED* SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSKETCHESSSSSS

thankfulforanotherdawn:

stunningpicture:

Saw this outside a church on the weekend in Melbourne. Happy to see times are changing, might be slow, but at least there is change.

necessary.
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thankfulforanotherdawn:

stunningpicture:

Saw this outside a church on the weekend in Melbourne. Happy to see times are changing, might be slow, but at least there is change.

necessary.

cornilatai:

baby-in-an-over-coat:

frustration-squared:

satyr-hyped:

nethesem:

cosplayandgeekstuff:

Major Sam Cosplay (Australia) as Jessica Rabbit.

Selfie and

Photo II by: Chris from Volk Photography

Photo III by: Lorenzo So Photography

Holy shit you are doing it right…

Oh my stars.

Christ

DAMN

Holy shit

cafunedesaudade:

I’m trying to figure out when “oh, it’s midnight” turned into “oh, it’s only midnight”

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allons-ygeronimofuckitybye:

mononocake:

314eater:

The hardcore way to eat ramen:
1. Boil water
2. Eat block of ramen
3. Drink boiled water
4. Snort flavored powder
5. Fuck bitches

image

you looking for this my friend?

why is there a gif for this

stacksbreadup:

This deadass the funniest tweet ever.
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stacksbreadup:

This deadass the funniest tweet ever.

tsuchanstuff:

Happy birthday my dolphin boy /o/
I wish you all the mackerel you can eat x3
(just a little gif to not miss the date)

Please don’t repost it and don’t share outside tumblr. {

tsuchanstuff:

Happy birthday my dolphin boy /o/

I wish you all the mackerel you can eat x3

(just a little gif to not miss the date)

Please don’t repost it and don’t share outside tumblr.

jawshfuckerson:

My facial expression on a daily basis. {

jawshfuckerson:

My facial expression on a daily basis.

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